Bronze Tier Sponsorship Package 3.0
Unimpressive Benefits for the Most Casual of Sponsors
With our Bronze Tier sponsorship package, you'll receive:
- A personalized certificate of participation in a font that's almost as ugly as the package itself
- A special badge of honor that's just as likely to get mistaken for a parking ticket
- A 10% discount on our next "We're Not Actually Doing Anything" package
Upgrade to Platinum for more impressive perks
View our latest and greatest Bronze Tier package, 4.0
Don't settle for anything less, upgrade to Bronze Tier 4.0 today!
Disclaimer: Not actually worth your time or money. Probably.