What you get:
- Unlimited, unconditional love from us
- Exclusive access to our private, heavily guarded, highly secured, super-secret meetings
- A personalized, one-on-one, 1:1 ratio of committee members to you, because we care
- A special, limited edition, platinum-tier exclusive pen that writes in invisible ink
- A complimentary, all-expenses-paid, 3-day stay in our ultra-exclusive, platinum-tier resort
Pricing:
$10,000,000 (plus tax, plus a 20% gratuity)
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