A: We're not saying it's the minimum, but let's just say it's a "suggested" donation of $100,000.
Q: Will I get a personalized, hand-delivered, platinum-tier welcome basket filled with artisanal, small-batch, organic, free-range eggs?A: Uh, no. You'll get a generic welcome email with a PDF attachment.
Q: Can I use my platinum-tier status to get backstage passes at our annual gala?A: Ha! You wish. You'll be stuck in the overflow room with the other "VIPs" – aka, the janitor's closet.
Q: Is it true that platinum-tier sponsors get a special, one-time-only, 10% discount on our overpriced merchandise?A: Oh, yeah. We're like that. You get a 5% discount on our already overpriced merchandise. Don't quote us on that.
Q: Will I be invited to our private, members-only, platinum-tier-only Discord server?A: Only if you're willing to sign a non-disclosure agreement and agree to never speak of it to anyone.