Pointless Sub-Subcommittee Procedure Manual

Section 1: Meeting Schedules

We meet whenever we feel like it. Sometimes.

Section 2: Agenda Items

1. Discuss the importance of doing nothing.

2. Make a decision about whether or not to make a decision.

3. Take a long break to grab some snacks.

Section 3: Sub-Subcommittee Etiquette

1. Wear your pajamas to meetings.

2. Bring your favorite snack to share.

3. Use the phrase "I'm just saying" at least once per meeting.