Today's Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - Unimportant Meeting with the Unnecessary Committee Chair
- 10:00 AM - Bureaucratic Red Tape Training Session
- 11:00 AM - Unending Discussion on the Meaning of Life
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break (Free sandwiches for the first 10 attendees!)
- 1:00 PM - Unnecessary Report on the State of the World
- 2:00 PM - More Meetings
Important Notes:
- Please bring your favorite coffee mug to the meeting.
- The air conditioning will be turned off during the meeting for "atmosphere."
- Do not ask questions, just nod enthusiastically.