Section 1: The Foosball League is a competitive and prestigious tournament where the greatest minds of the subcommittee gather to showcase their mastery of the foosball table.
Section 2: Players shall be at least 18 years of age, have a basic understanding of the foosball table, and a healthy dose of aggression.
Section 3: All players are required to wear their official Subcommittee Foosball League uniform, which includes a neon pink jumpsuit and a pair of matching socks.
ScheduleSection 1: Each match shall consist of a single game played on the official Foosball table, with the objective of scoring more points than the opponent.
Section 2: Players are allowed to use one hand to control the paddle, and the other hand to drink coffee.
Section 3: The game shall be played until one player reaches a score of 10 points, unless a player calls a "Foosball Frenzy" which allows for a sudden death match.
Rules ClarificationsSection 1: Any player who commits a foul shall be subject to a 5-point penalty.
Section 2: In case of a dispute, the player who committed the foul shall be required to perform the "Subcommittee Foosball Shuffle" dance.
Section 3: If the dispute cannot be resolved, the player shall be required to drink a shot of the official Subcommittee Foosball League "Bitter Truth" coffee.
Dispute ResolutionSection 1: Players are required to wear safety goggles while playing, unless they have 20/20 vision.
Section 2: Players are expected to maintain a respectful and sportsmanlike conduct, even in the face of certain defeat.
Section 3: The player who wins the championship shall be awarded the Golden Foosball trophy, which is made of solid gold and has a 50% chance of giving the winner a severe rash.
Etiquette Guidelines