Welcome to the Pointless Committee's sub-committee for Sportsmanship and Foosball. Because, why not? Our members are a diverse group of individuals with varying levels of skill, but mostly they just like to play foosball.
1. Bob with the Awkward Stance - Our resident expert on "interesting" playing styles, Bob has been known to spin the ball in ways that defy logic and physics.
2. Sarah who can only Play Left-Handed - Despite our attempts to teach her the proper technique, Sarah still insists on using her left hand, much to the dismay of everyone around her.
3. Tom with the Mullet that Keeps Getting in the Way - Tom's hairdo has been known to knock over the foosball table, and his attempts to style it in the middle of a game are a true marvel to behold.
4. Amy who Forgets What she Was Playing For - Despite being on the sub-committee for Sportsmanship, Amy frequently forgets what she was playing for, often resulting in a 5-hour game of "I'll be right back, don't move the ball."