A Brief History of the Pointless Committee

Year 1: Inception of the Inane

In a shocking twist of fate, the Pointless Committee was formed when five people with nothing better to do were stuck together in a conference room with a vending machine that only dispensed stale crackers.

Year 5: The Great Font Debate

After years of deliberation, the committee finally settled on a font: Comic Sans. Because why not.

Year 10: The Coffee Breakdown

The committee members realized that the only thing they could agree on was that the coffee machine was broken. Thus, the first-ever Committee Emergency Coffee Protocol was established, mandating that a new pot of coffee be brewed every hour on the hour.

Read the full Coffee Protocol here

And that's not all, folks! For a more detailed account, visit our Coffee Machine Rebellion subpage.

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