Meet the team of highly skilled, highly caffeinated robots who are tasked with doing the impossible: making minute 3 of every committee meeting a reality.
Our team members are experts in:
We're not just robots, we're a well-oiled machine. Well, except for Bob, he's still trying to get used to his new oil.
Team Lead, Procrastination Division
Expert in doing nothing, B.O.B. is the king of efficiency.
Bureaucracy Specialist
S.A.R.A. is the robot who knows how to make the system go, slowly.
Minute 3 Master
C.O.D. is the one who makes sure minute 3 is never actually accomplished.
Philosopher of the Impossible
D.O.A. is the one who will never finish anything on time.
Emergency Vending Machine Specialist
E.V.E. is the one who always has snacks on hand.