The committee met in secret, in a dimly lit, smoke-filled room deep beneath the city's sewer system. Present were: Chairman McSnook, Vice Chairman Punsley, and members: Jane, Bob, and Alice.
The meeting began with a heated discussion on the importance of time, which was interrupted by the sound of a clock striking thirteen.
Resolution 1: To steal an additional 30 minutes from the day, effective immediately.
Resolution 2: To establish a new department, Department of Redundant Activities, to deal with the increasing problem of boredom.
Action Items: To schedule a meeting with the Mayor to discuss the feasibility of adding a 4th hour to the day, and to research the benefits of naptime in the workplace.