Agenda Item 2: The Fuzzy Sock Theory
In which Whiskerface Jones presents a bold new idea for the committee: a theory that suggests the optimal number of socks to wear is directly correlated with the number of cats you own.
- For every one cat, you should wear exactly 3.14 socks.
- However, this number may be adjusted for fuzzy socks.
- Further research is needed to determine the exact correlation.
Discussion Points:
- Is the Fuzzy Sock Theory a legitimate scientific theory?
- What constitutes a "fuzzy sock"? Is it the texture, the color, or something else?
- Should we commission a study to investigate the effects of cat ownership on sock-wearing habits?