As the esteemed Chaircat of the Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas, I, Whiskerface Jones, take umbrage with the notion that our committee's work is, in fact, pointless. I mean, who needs to discuss the intricacies of committee procedure when there are more pressing matters to attend to, like napping, eating Cheetos, or contemplating the meaning of life?
But no, we toil away in our committee, creating reports and memos that will likely be ignored by the very people who asked for them. We're like the bureaucratic equivalent of Sisyphus, pushing our rock up the mountain only to watch it roll back down, again and again and again.
Still, someone has to do it, and I'm just the cat for the job. So, if you're interested in learning more about the thrilling world of pointless committee work, follow the link to our Subcommittee of the Pointless.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to sneak a peek at our secret meeting schedule. But be warned: it's not for the faint of heart.
Or, if you're just looking for a good laugh, you can try to read the Whiskerface Jones' Rebuttal Archives, where you'll find a collection of our finest, most side-splittingly funny committee reports and memos.
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