Agenda Item 2: Whiskerface Jones Rebuttal Committee - Subcommittee of the Pointless
Discussion of the utterly inconsequential and irrelevant.
Recommendations:
1. Do nothing.
2. Say nothing.
3. Take a three-hour lunch.
Decisions:
None.
Adjournment:
The meeting will adjourn at 5:00 PM, unless someone remembers something important.