Today, we will address the pressing issue of whether or not the committee's chairperson's cat is, in fact, more important than the committee's actual agenda.
Whiskerface Jones will argue that the cat is, in fact, the most important thing in this room, and that any discussion about actual committee business is just a distraction from the real issue at hand.
Meet the subcommittee members who will help us navigate the intricacies of Whiskerface Jones' cat's importance.
Don't forget to bring snacks! We will be voting on the best snack option for Whiskerface Jones' cat.
Time: 3:00 PM. Location: The conference room. Come prepared to be enlightened.