Summary:
After much deliberation and rigorous debate, the Pointless Committee has decided to eat donuts. Not just any donuts, mind you, but the most expensive and exotic variety.
- Resolution 1: We shall eat 5 dozen donuts.
- Resolution 2: We shall not discuss anything of actual importance.
- Resolution 3: We shall all wear funny hats.
Discussion:
Member 1 (John): "But why not just regular donuts?"
Chairman (Jane): "Because, John, the extra cost of these artisanal donuts is a small price to pay for the satisfaction of being utterly unproductive."
Member 2 (Bob): "I just want to eat the sprinkles."