The Expert Panel of Sweater Skeptics

Welcome to our esteemed panel of experts, assembled to debate the utterly absurd topic of woolly sweaters!

Today's Agenda:

3.1: The Inefficiency of Insulating Insouciantly

Our first speaker, renowned expert in Thermal Dynamics, Professor Puddles, will present his findings on the aerodynamic drag of excessive purling.

Expert Panel Members:

Dr. Reginald P. Fuzzypants

The Definitive Theory of Loopy Cables

Dr. Balthazar McSkep

McSkep On The Skepticism Of Loose Threads

Upcoming Debates:

4.2: The Unsettling Enigma of Unraveling

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4.5: The Perilous Plight of Purling Patterns

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