The Expert Panel of Sweater Skeptics
Welcome to our esteemed panel of experts, assembled to debate the utterly absurd topic of woolly sweaters!
Today's Agenda:
3.1: The Inefficiency of Insulating Insouciantly
Our first speaker, renowned expert in Thermal Dynamics, Professor Puddles, will present his findings on the aerodynamic drag of excessive purling.
Expert Panel Members:
Dr. Reginald P. Fuzzypants
The Definitive Theory of Loopy Cables
Dr. Balthazar McSkep
McSkep On The Skepticism Of Loose Threads
Upcoming Debates:
4.2: The Unsettling Enigma of Unraveling
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4.5: The Perilous Plight of Purling Patterns
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