Date: February 2, 2023
The committee met to discuss the pressing issue of whether pineapple should be considered a fruit. After hours of debate, they reached a unanimous decision:
Pineapple is, in fact, not a fruit.
The reasoning behind this decision was that pineapple has a tough, prickly exterior and a tough, prickly personality.
Subcommittee: Pineapple Not a Fruit Subcommittee
Next meeting: To be determined. Probably never.