Pointless Committee Decisions

February 15

The committee decided that all meetings should be held on Tuesdays, but only on odd-numbered Tuesdays.

January 2

The committee decided that the office coffee machine should be programmed to dispense only chamomile tea.

May 3

The committee decided that all employees should be required to wear name tags with cartoon characters on them.

June 1

The committee decided that all meetings should be held in a room with a view of the parking lot.

July 4

The committee decided that all employees should be required to eat lunch at precisely 12:00 PM sharp, on the dot.

Committee members: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and 17 other people who are not actually here.

Chairman: John Smith (who is actually just a cardboard box with a name tag)