Pointless Committee Members

Joe the Inventor, Chairman

Bert, the Guy Who Always Eats Cheese Fries for Breakfast

Bert is a master of all things fried. He has an encyclopedic knowledge of the perfect balance of salt and grease in every dish.

More about Bert

Bob, the Man Who Still Lives with His Parents

Bob is a genius in the field of procrastination. He can spend hours on the couch, perfecting the art of doing nothing.

Bob's Parental Support Page

Jane, the Expert on All Things Feline

Jane has spent years studying the art of staring at cats. She can tell you the exact amount of time it takes for a cat to blink.

Feline Facts and Figures
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