Bert is a master of all things fried. He has an encyclopedic knowledge of the perfect balance of salt and grease in every dish.
More about BertBob is a genius in the field of procrastination. He can spend hours on the couch, perfecting the art of doing nothing.
Bob's Parental Support PageJane has spent years studying the art of staring at cats. She can tell you the exact amount of time it takes for a cat to blink.
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