Our prophets have spoken, and we're here to make a statement
At Our Pointless Committee, our mission is to waste as much time as humanly possible.
Read on to discover our objectiveOur objectives include:
- Spending more than 5 minutes on every meeting
- Creating more paperwork than actual work
- Convincing our superiors that this is all totally necessary
Our Goal: To make a difference in the lives of nobody in particular
Because who doesn't love the feeling of being utterly inconsequential?