The Science of Staring

Exploring the Uncharted Territory of Intense Gazing

Staring is not just an art, it's a science. Or so we like to think. In this esteemed field of study, we've made groundbreaking discoveries and broken new ground (pun intended). Our team of experts, including Balthazar McSnazzle, have dedicated themselves to unlocking the secrets of the universe, one gaze at a time.

Meet the Team

We're proud to introduce our team of world-renowned experts:

Balthazar McSnazzle, Lead Researcher and Chief Staring Officer
Zephyr Wystan, Staring Techniques Specialist
Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, Optics Expert

Learn more about our groundbreaking research

Recent Breakthroughs

We've made some amazing breakthroughs in the field, including:

The discovery of the Optimal Staring Distance (3.14 meters)
The development of the Gaze-Tracking Algorithm (patent pending)
The identification of the 7 Staring Postures of the Universe