Members
- Sam the Never There (Member-at-Large: Does not actually attend meetings)
- Bert the Chronic TroubleMaker (Known for constantly disrupting meetings with irrelevant tangents)
- Barbara the Bureaucrat (Has a PhD in Red Tape)
Meetings are the lifeblood of any committee. And by "meetings", we mean endless hours of pointless discussion and inane small talk.
Our subcommittee is dedicated to making meetings even longer and more unproductive. Join us in our quest for inefficiency!