Member 3, the self-proclaimed "Listener of Uncomfortable Pauses" has been assigned to this committee due to their exceptional ability to fill an entire room with an awkward silence that defies the laws of physics.
Meet the rest of the team:
Member 1: The Unyielding Stares of Doom
Member 2: The Art of Saying Nothing
Member 4: The Unrelenting Prolonger of Pauses
Member 5: The Master of the In-Between Space
Meetings are held never, but you can try calling us at not that we will answer 1-800-SHUT-UP.