The Ancient Art of Making Your Own Breakfast
As a member of the Committee on the Importance of Precise Morning Routines, you are tasked with the noble pursuit of crafting the perfect breakfast.
It's a delicate art form, really. The subtle balance of flavors, the careful selection of textures... It's a wonder anyone managed to survive on the plains of the Paleolithic.
But fear not, dear breakfast novice! We have created a comprehensive guide to get you started on your journey:
Step 1: Gather Ingredients
Infuse the Proper Amount of Caffeine
And for the love of all that is holy, Avoid the Eggs of Doom!
Stay tuned for further installments in this series, and remember: a good breakfast is not just a meal, it's a way of life!
Or so we've heard.
