Pointless Committee of Utterly Unremarkable Members: Ellen the Maybes

Meet Ellen the Maybes, our esteemed chairperson extraordinaire. Ellen has spent 37 years working on this committee, accomplishing precisely nothing.

Ellen's qualifications include:

• Extensive experience in procrastination
• Expertise in doing absolutely nothing
• Proficiency in making meetings feel like an eternity

Meet the Team:

• Ellen the Maybes (Chairperson)
• Bernice the Maybe (Vice-Chairperson)
• Tom the Possibly (Senior Member)

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