eVe - The Enigmatic

			Resume for the Ages (circa 2023)
			eVe (aka Eve the Enigmatic) - The Unconquerable
			

				
Expert in Procrastination (Certified by the University of Nowhere)
				
Master of the Dark Arts of Bureaucracy
				
Warrior of the Infinite Scroll (patronized by the Committee of Pointless Committee Members)
				
Certified Expert in Making Meetings Last Longer
				
Ph.D. in Doing Absolutely Nothing
			
			
Publications:
			

				
"The Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide to Procrastination for the Modern Age"
				
"The Bureaucratic Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum"
				
"The Infinite Scroll: A Journey to Nowhere"
			
		

Also a proud member of the Pointless Committee Members and a frequent guest at the eVe's Birthday Bash.