Jane is our resident expert on the art of doing absolutely nothing. Her qualifications include a degree in Procrastination and a certificate in Doing the Minimum Amount of Work Necessary.
She is also an accomplished baker of cookies, but only if the recipe calls for exactly 3.5 cups of sugar.
If you need someone to fill out a form in triplicate, Jane is your person. If you need a second opinion that says "yes, that's fine," Jane's on it.
Read about Bob Johnson, our resident "Idea Man", or Alice Brown, the Queen of Redundancy.