Someone, we can't even begin to imagine who, has been eating all the donuts from the break room fridge. We must discuss the severity of this egregious crime and determine the best course of action.
Proceed to Item #2: "The Unresolved Issue of the Stolen Stapler" >> Proceed to Item #3: "The Unresolved Issue of the Unbalanced Coffee-to-Cup Ratio in the Coffee Machine" >This meeting will be adjourned until further notice, or at least until someone brings more donuts.