MEETING AGENDA

Today's agenda will be a thrilling discussion about the best ways to procrastinate during meetings.

• Item 1: "The Importance of Checking Our Watches for the 100th Time"
• Item 2: "Debating the Merit of Browsing Cat Videos on Our Phones"
• Item 3: "The Art of Pretending to Take Notes While Actually Watching Paint Dry"
• Item 4: "The Benefits of Taking a 3-Hour Lunch to Recharge Our Boredoms"
• Item 5: "The Secret to Mastering the Art of Saying 'That's a Great Point' Without Actually Listening"
• Item 6: "The Joy of Faking Interest in a Meeting That's Clearly Not About Us"

Agenda Item 3: "The Art of Pretending to Take Notes While Actually Watching Paint Dry" is a real nail-biter. Don't miss it!