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Bertand the Brusque's Report 4: The One Where I Refuse to Discuss My Day

Summary: I woke up, got dressed, and refused to discuss my day with anyone. I also ate a whole jar of mayonnaise while watching cat videos.

Recommendations:

• We should have more meetings to discuss nothing.
• We should implement a system to track who ate the most mayonnaise in a single sitting.
• We should have a "no-talking" policy during work hours.

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