The Committee of Utterly Pointless Endeavors

Chairperson: Peter Again (aka "The Guy Who Always Shows Up")

Members:

• John Smith (The Guy Who Always Eats Cereal for Lunch)
• Jane Doe (The One Who Always Forgets Her Password)
• Bob Johnson (The Expert on Nothing in Particular)

Our Mission:

We exist solely to make sure our meeting minutes are always 20 pages of pure, unadulterated white noise. Our meetings last exactly 4 hours and 23 minutes, because that's just the right amount of time for maximum inefficiency.

Meetings are held on Tuesdays at 2:14 PM sharp. Anybody showing up late will be forced to wear a bright pink "I'm late! Sorry!" name tag.

We're always looking for new members who can join our illustrious ranks. Click here to apply! or just show up on Tuesday and hope for the best.

Meeting Minutes | Agenda