Meetings shall be held at least thrice weekly, with a minimum duration of two hours, and a maximum duration of three hours. Any deviation from this schedule shall be met with collective disdain and possibly a strongly-worded email.
Meeting ProtocolsAll members shall be kept fully informed of all developments, no matter how minor or irrelevant. Failure to do so shall result in a sternly-worded letter to the member's home address.
Membership PrivilegesDecisions shall be made with the utmost haste, and with a 99% chance of being completely arbitrary. All decisions shall be binding, except on Tuesdays, when they are merely advisory.
Decision-Making ProcessA minimum of three snacks shall be provided at each meeting, including but not limited to: stale crackers, warm soda, and a half-eaten box of Froot Loops.
Snack Policies