SAM THE WHAT WHERE NOW WHEN MAN: The Committee's Most Valuable Member

Welcome to the Committee of the Utterly Useless, where our most esteemed member, Sam the What Where Now When Man, brings an unparalleled level of uselessness to our meetings.

We're not sure what Sam does, but we know he's here and he's not leaving until someone asks him to leave.

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