8:00 AM - Introduction to the art of napping in chairs (Lecture Room 3B)
9:00 AM - Briefing on the importance of procrastination (Lecture Room 3A)
Read more about our meeting schedule
View our meeting resolutions to see how we've been wasting our time all year.
Learn about our adjournment procedure and how we manage to extend meetings indefinitely.
Read the appendix to the adjournment procedure for an in-depth look at the intricacies of our meeting management.
We are the Committee on Pointless Committee Policies. Our meetings are legendary for their unproductivity and our members are renowned for their expertise in napping, browsing, and eating cookies.
Tomorrow: Meeting to discuss the best ways to waste time
Thursday: Review of last week's resolutions (or lack thereof)
See you at our next meeting, or not.
Our adjournment procedure will be in effect, so don't worry about actually getting anything done.
Good luck with that.