Pointless Committee Protocols: Appendix

This appendix contains a list of utterly useless committee meeting minutes, including:

• Meeting 1: Discussion of the importance of procrastination in modern times.
• Meeting 2: Debate on the optimal number of meetings per week.
• Meeting 3: Resolution on the use of Comic Sans in committee documents.
• Meeting 4: Analysis of the aerodynamics of stapling paper clips.
• Meeting 5: Vote on the best way to waste taxpayer dollars.

Meeting Minutes Committee Decisions Committee Decision 1: Procrastination Committee Decision 2: Optimal Meeting Frequency Committee Decision 3: Comic Sans Committee Decision 4: Paper Clip Aerodynamics Committee Decision 5: Wasting Taxpayer Dollars