Committee Decision 5: A Landmark Ruling
The Committee of Utterly Useless Debates has reached a groundbreaking decision: We have determined that the best way to spend 30 minutes in an elevator is to contemplate the meaning of life while simultaneously trying to find your phone in a crowded backpack.
Member 1: The Sage of Sarcasm
Member 1: "I'm so glad we've finally solved the elevator conundrum. I've been thinking about it for years."
Member 2: The Enthusiast of Ephemera
Member 2: "Wait, does this mean we can also decide the best way to spend 30 minutes in a meeting? Asking for a friend."
Member 3: The Technophobe
Member 3: "I still don't get why we can't just decide on the best way to spend 5 whole minutes in a meeting. This is getting out of hand."