Policy Proposals

Because we're a committee that exists for no real reason, we've decided to propose some completely unnecessary policies.

Proposal 1: Mandatory Weekly Committee Meetings

Every Wednesday at precisely 3:47 PM, all committee members will gather to discuss nothing in particular.

Because we're a committee, we've also made some other decisions that are kind of sort of related to our mission.

We've decided to use only the most expensive coffee machine in the world. Because, why not?

We've chosen "Who Let the Dogs Bark?" as our official committee song. Because it's a real earworm.

We've created subcommittees to further fragment our already-convoluted decision-making process.

This subcommittee will discuss the merits of creating even more subcommittees.