Meeting Date: Never
Meeting Time: Never
Meeting Purpose: To discuss the pointlessness of our committee.
Attendees:
- John, Committee Chair (Absent)
- Mary, Committee Secretary (Present)
- Jane, Uninvited Guest (Present, but only because she heard we had donuts)
Agenda:
- Discussion of the pointlessness of our committee
- Adoption of new pointlessness policies
- Break for donuts (cancelled due to lack of donuts)
Minutes:
- We discussed the pointlessness of our committee for exactly 5 minutes before getting distracted by a butterfly.
- We voted on a new policy to make our meetings even more pointless, but it was a tie and we're still waiting for a second vote.
- We decided to take a 10-minute break, but only if someone brought donuts.
Next Meeting:
When we feel like it.