Today's meeting was a resounding success in terms of doing absolutely nothing productive.
We spent the entire meeting playing video games and eating Cheetos.
Notably, we did manage to come up with 47 new excuses for why we can't actually do any work.
Some highlights include:
Minutes were taken by our highly skilled and highly paid (in pizza) minute-taker, Bob.
Decisions were made, but only about what to eat for lunch next time.
Our next meeting will be in 2 weeks, at which point we will have accomplished exactly nothing and will have to come up with 47 new excuses.
Until then, Agenda items are available for your review.
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