Committee of Prophets Agenda - 2050 BCE

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Prophets. Today's agenda includes:

1. Deciphering the Future

2. Interpretations and Disclaimers

3. Prophecies and Snacks

4. Committee Culture

5. Adjournment and Adjuncts

Remember, the fate of humanity hangs in the balance. Let us proceed with haste and gravitas.