Committee on Prophetic Pocket Watches

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Our Prophetic Pocket Watchers

Our esteemed committee of 12 experts have dedicated themselves to predicting the future with unwavering confidence.

• Chairman, Balthazar
• Lead Prophet, Elara Vexis
• Senior Prophet, Zephyr Starweaver

We're not responsible for the consequences of your actions, but we're happy to predict them with 99% accuracy.

Disclaimer: Our prophecies are subject to change without notice, especially if our coffee machine breaks down.

Our Prophetic Pocket Watches

We've got a selection of the finest prophetic pocket watches, each one imbued with the power of foresight.

• The Oracle of the Ancients
• The Timekeeper of the Gods
• The Chronos of Doom

Join Our Prophetic Pocket Watchers

Apply now to become a member of our esteemed committee and receive a free prophetic pocket watch.

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