We're a motley crew of prophets, each with our own brand of mystical insight. Meet the members of our illustrious team:
Bernard the Bruising Bishop: Expert in bruise detection and the art of making a good first impression.
Geraldine the Gifted Guru: Skilled in the ancient art of giving good advice, but only on Tuesdays.
Lucy the Luminous Leader: A beacon of hope and a shining example of what it means to be a true leader.
Philip the Phantasmatic Philosopher: Ponders the meaning of existence while you ponder your next move.
Visit our Mission Statement page to learn more about our purpose and goals.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Bizarre Behaviors page for some truly out-of-the-box thinking.