Where the laws of quantum physics meet the laws of breakfast
Our mission: to explore the uncharted realms of sausage-based quantum mechanics
We're not just talking about a sausage, we're talking about a sausage that's in multiple places at once
Our research focuses on the Heisenberg Uncertainty Sausage, where the position and velocity of a sausage are forever intertwined
Join us on our journey to unlock the secrets of the quantum sausage
Learn more about our latest discoveries: The Uncertainty Sausage
Or, if you're feeling bold, check out our most experimental work: Quantum Sausage Warp Speed