Quantum Sausage Committee

Welcome to the Quantum Sausage Committee

We're a group of physicists and chefs united by our love of meaty, theoretical concepts. Our mission is to explore the strange, new world of quantum sausage.

Our Current Project: Quantum Sausage-Warp Speed

We're working on a top-secret project to harness the power of quantum entanglement to create a sausage that can travel faster than the speed of light. It's a bold move, but we're confident in our ability to make it happen.

Learn more about our research Get updates on our progress

Meet the Team

Dr. Hawkington, our team lead on quantum sausage-warp speed.

Dr. Meaterton, our chief sausage chef.

Dr. Sausagebert, our expert on all things sausage.