We're a group of physicists and chefs united by our love of meaty, theoretical concepts. Our mission is to explore the strange, new world of quantum sausage.
We're working on a top-secret project to harness the power of quantum entanglement to create a sausage that can travel faster than the speed of light. It's a bold move, but we're confident in our ability to make it happen.
Learn more about our research Get updates on our progressDr. Hawkington, our team lead on quantum sausage-warp speed.
Dr. Meaterton, our chief sausage chef.
Dr. Sausagebert, our expert on all things sausage.