Quantum Simulation Theory Committee: Snack Break Protocols

We, the esteemed members of the Quantum Simulation Theory Committee, have deemed it essential to establish strict guidelines for snack breaks during our groundbreaking research.

• Snack Break Simulation Protocol 1: Mandatory Munchies
• Snack Break Simulation Protocol 2: The Randomized Snack Dispenser
• Snack Break Simulation Protocol 3: In-Situ Snack Generation

Snack Break Simulation Protocols are subject to revision at any moment, as per the whims of our esteemed committee chair.