Report of the Pointless Committee

The Report of the Pointless Committee is a document so devoid of meaning, it'll challenge even the most ardent enthusiast of bureaucracy.

Our team of highly trained (in pointlessness) experts spent 37 days studying the topic of nothing, and here's what we found:

1. The average person can hold their breath for 30 seconds, but not for 31.
2. The best way to eat a bowl of Jell-O is with a spoon.
3. If you stare into the abyss of pointlessness, the abyss will stare back at you.

A Report So Vastly Unnecessary, It'll Make Your Eyes Bleed