This is the proposal for Section 4 of the Robot Hamster Division budget. We're not really sure what it's for, but it's definitely a thing that exists.
We're asking for $10 billion to fund more naptime, because let's be real, we're all just robots in hamster suits, and we need a lot of sleep.
Our competitors, the Cthulhu Division, are trying to buy us out with their tentacle-based budget proposals, but we're not afraid of their tentacles.
Here's a breakdown of our budget proposal:
Our proposal is the best, don't @ me, Cthulhu Division.
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