Q: What is the Robot Hamster Division?
We are an elite squad of robot hamsters dedicated to exploring the depths of bureaucratic red tape.
Q: What is our mission?
Our mission is to burrow deeper than any human, to uncover the truth behind even the most complex and convoluted regulations.
Q: How do we achieve this?
We do it by running on hamster wheels, fueled by an endless supply of carrot cake and bureaucracy-slaying laser pointers.
Q: What's the deal with the laser pointers?
Those aren't just any laser pointers, those are precision-crafted, hamster-whisperer-grade pointers. They're the key to our success.
Q: What's next for the Robot Hamster Division?
Next, we're taking on the DMV, one form at a time. Wish us luck.