Hamster Training Program: Secret Meeting Minutes

Meeting Date: 2034-02-27

Attendees: Robby, Hammy, and 3 anonymous hamster overlords.

The following topics were discussed during the meeting:

• Hamster Welfare Issues (see protest signs): The hamsters are getting a bit too comfortable, and we need to remind them that they're here to serve the human overlords. Solution: more bell ringing.
• Hamster Scheduling Confusion (see time loop example): It appears the hamsters are getting confused about their schedule, constantly repeating the same day over and over. Solution: more hamster-sized clocks in the break room.
• Hamster Food Complaints (see food criticisms): The hamsters are complaining about the quality of the food, specifically the lack of sufficient amounts of hamster-sized pizza parties. Solution: more hamster-sized pizza parties, stat!

Next Meeting: 2034-03-17, same time, same place (but with more hamster-sized clocks).

Signing off, Robby, Hammy, and 3 anonymous hamster overlords.