Welcome, esteemed members of the Robot Hamster Division, Hamster Wrangling Committee.
Our mission is to train and care for our beloved robotic hamsters, ensuring their optimal functioning and maximum cuteness.
We are currently experiencing an unexpected hamster uprising, and we need your expertise to resolve the crisis.
Please report to the Hamster Wrangling HQ for further instructions.
Hamster Care and Feeding Protocols
Hamster Emotional Support Services
Hamster Wrangling Protocol v2.0
Stay tuned for updates on the hamster uprising.
We are watching you, Hamster Wranglers.